look at this car in the school parking lot


September 30th


October 1st


iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*


Tell me something I do not know


if being wit her make u feel like the first time you heard BEYONCÉ The Visual Album she the one and if being wit her make u feel the same way u felt like when u saw beyoncé in concert for the first time then u bet marry her ass

I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.
A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one.
(via bl-ossomed)

Candid photo of Lucifer and the angel he destroyed


Candid photo of Lucifer and the angel he destroyed


when someone is mean to you


The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation
(via internetexplorers)
If you make the effort to do the best of which you’re capable, that’s success.
John Wooden (via jealousyyouhavetoearn)
a little party never killed nobody ha ha
f. scott fitzgerald probably (via uhwincest)

Beauty, beauty, beauty


Beauty, beauty, beauty